Clerks & Quirks

IGDB0.0/10PlaylogsStrategyComing soon · Dec 31, 2026Altkey Games

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About This Game

Run a magical shop where your appliances are alive, emotional, and doing their best to ruin your day. Win them over ♡♡♡ to unlock powerful bonuses while you craft items, serve demanding customers, and scramble through the weekly rush in this co-op roguelite, where every shift put you under pressure.

You’ve just been hired at the most unpredictable store in the multiverse, where your job is to craft and sell iconic items to an endless line of wannabe heroes; all while your appliances come alive, your coworkers panic, HR ignores you, and Friday looms like a final boss. Can you survive a week in retail hell? Run a magical shop where your appliances are alive, emotional, and doing their best to ruin your day. Win them over ♡♡♡ to unlock powerful bonuses while you craft items, serve demanding customers, and scramble through the weekly rush in this co-op roguelite, where every shift put you under pressure.

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Developer
Altkey Games
Publisher
Altkey Games
Release Date
Coming soon · Dec 31, 2026
Platforms
  • PC (Microsoft Windows)
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0.0/10
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Genre

StrategyIndieSimulator

Themes

PartyActionFantasyBusiness

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  • PC (Microsoft Windows)2026

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  • Bird view / Isometric

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  • Campaign co-op
  • LAN co-op
  • Offline co-op (4)
  • Online co-op (4)
  • Split-screen

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