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About This Game
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecap. A physics-based incremental sim about splitting firewood, increasingly ridiculous equipment, and bad judgment.
Trailers & Gameplay
Open source videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuWcE5a4T4AScreenshots
Game Info
- Developer
- ElSchorscho
- Publisher
- ElSchorscho
- Release Date
- Coming soon · Dec 31, 2026
- Platforms
- PC (Microsoft Windows)
- browserWeb browser
- IGDB
- 0.0/10
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Genre
SimulatorIndie
Themes
Comedy
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