Drunk Woodcutter

IGDB0.0/10PlaylogsIndieComing soon · Dec 31, 2026ElSchorscho

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About This Game

Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.

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Developer
ElSchorscho
Publisher
ElSchorscho
Release Date
Coming soon · Dec 31, 2026
Platforms
  • PC (Microsoft Windows)
  • browserWeb browser
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0.0/10
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Genre

IndieSimulator

Themes

Comedy

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Releases

  • PC (Microsoft Windows)2026
  • Web browserApr 10, 2026

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  • First person

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