Petty Ungodliness

The gods lost their power and took retail jobs. A single-player roguelite deckbuilder where relationships shape your deck and every battle plays out across three tactical lanes. Rebuild your bond with them to reclaim their power.

The gods are alive. They're just forgotten and working retail. Ares, former God of War, pulls espresso shots like they're battle orders. Gaia, once the Earth Mother, sells cut flowers by the stem. A century ago, personified Apathy, the Matron of Nothing, convinced the gods to surrender their power, and the world has been grey ever since, drained of belief. The gods have had a hundred years to get petty about it. Now they want their power back, and you're how they get there. Set in a faded city steeped in modern European mythology, you play as the gods themselves. Every conversation shifts depending on which god you control: gods rediscovering each other, not an outsider studying them. Each run takes you deeper into the city. Grow strong enough to face the Matron... or learn to befriend the void itself.